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Before Xmas I bought her a sledge, not very expensive, a plastic come wood type of contraption. I never dreamed it would snow like this or that she’d ever be able to use it successfully. Now I’ve been voted the taxi driver to ‘cart’ her and her mates off to the park with the ‘quote’ really big hills. Yep I get to watch my daughter ride in an uncontrollable ‘thing’ at speeds I still can’t believe they can reach.
I'm with VW, get on that thing and RIDE! Life is what is happening while we stand on the sidelines. Great way to teach her both responsibility and some courage. Now it's time for you to join in :D
Here goes...
16:17 Jan 16 2013 Times Read: 683
With the temp falling to minus 6 this morning I had this sent to me to cheer me up some..
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her
private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
I though we were lucky, I seem to live in a milder part, and then we got the same as everyone else - baking heat, humidity and this horrible dry lightning.
It's not good, listening to the weather report and hearing that literally every city on the map is going to be over 38c. :P
poor au it got bruised! I love summer but above 502C is too much for me too. In Malta it snowed. A rare event here.
Jokes on you!
16:22 Jan 09 2013 Times Read: 730
Moishe had been single for a long time. One day, he excitedly tells his mother that he's fallen in love at last and he is going to get married. She is obviously overjoyed.
Moishe then tells his mother, "Just for fun, Mum, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
His mother agrees.
The next day, Moishe brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they all chat for a while. Then Moishe turns to his mother and says, "Okay, Mum. Guess which one I'm going to marry?"
She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."
"That's amazing, Mum. You're right. How did you know?"
COMMENTS
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LightningCaelum
21:31 Jan 20 2013
beautiful man...
krissykbee
06:53 Jan 21 2013
wow that is amazing
sahahria
15:56 Jan 23 2013
Can you send me the link to this?
xxEmaeraldxx
20:39 Jan 27 2013
Trust Apple.. There is no darn button!